Sunday, February 26, 2012

Pageant Chicken

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the winner of the Chicken Dinner Pageant: Miss Quiete! Miss Quiete joins us from the meat department at Super 1 Foods in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Thank you for being with us today, Miss Quiete!

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Reax, Don't do it

Reax, don't do it
When you want to go to it
Reax, don't do it
When you want to come
Reax, don't do it
When you want to sock it to it
Reax, don't do it.....

Ah forget it! This isn't working! Seems something is missing, but what could it be?

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Unit servicing

This isn't a Spelling Disaster but it a context disaster. Think about it. How can a guest's unit be inside the room getting serviced when the guest is outside the room reading this door hanger.

Thanks to hubs who is in Orlando. Orlando... home of Disney World and family vacations and catering to little kids. That makes this even more of a disaster!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Party Like ... something

While shopping for a birthday card for a friend, this particular one caught my eye. Not because of the greeting, but because it came with a "Rock Star" button and what 52 year old woman doesn't like wearing "Rock Star" buttons? As I stood at Rite-Aid reading and rereading the greeting, I had the most difficult time figuring out what it was trying to say. When the light bulb went off I had to thump myself on the head and absolutely had to purchase the card. Not for my friend, but for my collection of spelling and printing disasters.