Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hey Ladies! Your Invited!

I'm not sure what upsets me the most about this invitation to Ladies Night Out in Post Falls, Idaho. Sure there's the Disastrous Spelling of you're, but having the phrase "Good, Clean Fun" in quotes really makes me wonder. What kind of "good, clean fun" do they plan to have? Is it, you know (wink wink)... Good. Clean. Fun (wink wink). I'll be there in a heartbeat if that (wink wink) Good, Clean Fun (wink wink) means margaritas, loaded taco bar and cheesecake! Oh... and hot, shirtless men serving said delicacies. What? Am I asking too much?

Maybe it's really just an opportunity for some businesses to get you to open up the wallet and spend, spend, spend. You'll have to spend after getting your face spray tanned. Who wants a bronzed face to go with their lily-white body? And don't get me started on the gourmet cheesecake samples! They get you hooked knowing you will be back to buy more. Pushers. And once you're addicted to the cheesecake, you have to sign-up with a personal trainer. It's all a vicious cycle!

If you'll excuse me, I need to make some plans for tomorrow night...

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