I'm trying to think of something extraordinarily snarky to say, but Joe says it best:
"worst xmas promo ever..."
I kind of want to join the Chr-sit-mas club. Do you earn beanbag time? Maybe extremely cushy sofa time? Recliner time? Wait... Wait... Wait!!! I know!!! Hardwood rocker time!!!! YES! That's it! Hardwood rocker with Santa time... oh yeah! That's it!