Monday, May 25, 2009

Guess the law doesn't apply


I guess a-holes who feel like the law doesn't apply to them can park in the red zone any time they want as long as a couple people are sitting in the back seat. This jerk-off was parked there for a good 15 minutes. And the truly sad sad thing is... there were legitimate parking spaces just a couple feet away. He thought I was taking pictures of his "awesome" car. I wish I could have taken pics of the anti-government/slightly psycho bumper stickers and flags on that ugly POS vehicle.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

HOW LONG???


Oh dear, oh my.... how long has my insurance company had my name spelled wrong??!! Since 2000!! And I just noticed it TODAY??? LOL Just slap a giant F (or maybe PH) on my forehead. Excuse me now. I'm going to go hang my head in shame...

Monday, May 18, 2009

Hey Jennif.... OOPS!



I can hear the HR department over at Sterling Savings Bank... "Jennier - Jennifer... close enough. Let's print 500 of these cards!"

Gotta wonder if Jennier Jennifer has noticed yet. Would you gladly pass out business cards with your name spelled wrong?

Careful!! It's Delcate!



This instructional sticker was located on the bottom of a carved wood nicknack at Fred Meyer in Coeur d'Alene. I'd keep a box of bandaids handy for when it starts bleeding and a towel to keep it dry and water to douse it if it's near an open flame and maybe I'd just put it in the closet where it would be safe.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Windows, we have a problen!



You know the death of your PC is imminent when the error messages no longer have correct spelling.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I Think I Only Want One


2/$4! WOW!!! That's a pretty good deal for Hot or Lean Pockets. But wait... If I buy just one, they cost $1.66 each??? Hmmmm... I wasn't that hungry anyway.

Thanks again to Megan!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Hiter.... Hitler's Unknown Cousin



If the Military Channel tells us they have a show on "Hiter's Bodyguard", we have to believe them. They are the Military Channel. They know more than we do. I think Hiter's editor took Saturday night off. Or the dude behind the "Next" key-in took Friday night off and is still suffering from a mother of a hangover. If Hitler were running the Military Channel, heads would roll... literally.